Holy Toledo Triathlon Challenge II
by John Fell IV
April 17, 2005

Confessions of a Type A Triathlete

 My name is John, and it has been 4 days since my last race.  I thought I could take time off, and enjoy just “hanging out” with friends and family, but I can’t.  I need my heart rate monitor to calculate heart rate zones with time splits in each zone.  I need the latest aero accessory for my bike.  I need the latest in moisture wicking technology and 4.5 oz racing flats so that I may knock off 3 seconds per mile.  Describe you?  It definitely described me until two days ago.  I was a man who looked at the numbers, and hung my worth as an athlete on speed and distances.  I’ve raced plenty in the last year, including a half-Ironman and Ironman Florida .  What could the experience from Bobo’s Holy Toledo Challenge give me that the aforementioned races couldn’t?  After all, I’ve conquered the biggest, baddest, longest triathlon distance imaginable.  Right?  So what could this miniscule 1 mile swim, 40 mile bike, and 10 mile run offer me that no other race I’ve done to current give me?  One word.  Clarity.  

I won’t entertain you (or bore you, depending on how you look at it) with great tales of my focus, nutrition, views of the race, and play by play accounts of Sunday’s events.  But I will tell you that somewhere around mile 6 on the run, I realized how much fun triathlon is supposed to be.  For once, I didn’t stare at my watch and try to calculate my minute per mile pace on the run.  I felt like a little kid running up and down the hills, laughing the whole way because the last time I did this I was barefoot on the backyard sand pile. (Don’t laugh, I’m from Scott. It’s not my fault I grew up country.)  Sure, there were dicey moments, like finding out that there was no rescue boat, and that everyone had to stop at the 4-way because there were no sheriffs’ on duty there.  I say to that, “What’s different about this race that we don’t deal with every day in training?  I don’t train with a police escort, or a boat following my open water swim.  There is definitely a little adrenaline rush when you realize that no one informed the snakes and other creatures in the woods that this was a closed course.  Now, the big races with all the glitz, glamour, and shenanigans are cool, and definitely have a place in triathlon and are on my race calendar.  However, why not explore the other end of the triathlon spectrum?  Let me suggest, as one racer to another, to save the date of next year’s Holy Toledo race on your calendar.  For one race next year, let all your time goals and split numbers go.  Just come out to Cypress Bend State park , and know that it’s gonna be a ridiculously challenging, fun, grassroots production that brings people together.  We are all out there to do some racing, but more importantly, to have a great time.  I guarantee you’ll be back for more.  For me, I may be a couple of cans short of a six pack, but I’m already planning for next year…        

Thanks for reading.